MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY NEW NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

It's almost Christmas...DUH it's December 21st....are you ready????  No, you say!  Well let me recommend a few options for you:   1) Do nothing, no one will remember by the time next Christmas comes around...if they do just unfriend them!; 2) Run...do not walk, to Big Lots. There is stuff there you never thought existed and will amaze and surprise all who receive your special favors! (or they will just re-gift them); 3) It's too late to go to an internet site and order something for that someone special you forgot until the last minute, (are they really that special if you forgot them until now??) you are soooo screwed; 4) Okay, you are desperate...go ahead and order from Amazon.com (especially if you live in Phoenix)((the shipping warehouse might be just down the block from you)) and if it doesn't get there in time, just blame it on the inept shipping department...who's gonna know???? 5) Order from The Queen's Design and I WILL DELIVER!!!

If you are all ready for Christmas and the packages are all wrapped, the holly is all hung, and the tree is all decorated, I hate you! How did you get this way....are you even human??????


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!